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Dirk Schindelbeck » Blog Archiv » Die Oma und das TomTom

Die Oma und das TomTom

© 2009 Dirk Schindelbeck

In meinem neuen Auto Oma mitzunehmen
war ich bereit. Das Navi (das war wohl das Schlimme)
war eingestellt auf eine tiefe Männerstimme,
das führte zu mir unbekannten Sinn-Problemen.

Am ersten Ortseingang ertönt die Warnansage:
„Hier bitte höchstens fünfzig fahren - innerorts!”
Dann plötzlich: „Achtung!” Die Bedeutung dieses Worts
erklär’ ich Oma: „Siehst Du dort die Blitzanlage.”

Jetzt überholt ein Bikerpulk uns wie gestört.
Die Oma ist entsetzt: „Hat er das nicht gehört?
Die fahren viel zu schnell. Da muss er doch was sagen!”

Nach Stunden noch kann sie sein Schweigen kaum ertragen:
„Er hätt’ was sagen müssen! Die sind doch verrückt!”
Ich tröste sie: „Er hat uns gut geleitet.” Und sie nickt.

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Autor: Dirk Schindelbeck
Datum: Montag, 18. Mai 2009 16:28
Themengebiet: Deutschlandgedichte