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Dirk Schindelbeck » Blog Archiv » Die Kaffeefahrt

Die Kaffeefahrt

(Der Barockdichter nimmt ein unschlagbar preiswertes Bildungs- und zugleich Konsumangebot wahr)

© 1992 Dirk Schindelbeck

Wer günstig reist (wie ich) zur Wartburg, wo einst Luther
die Bibel teutschte, tut dies heut per Kaffeefahrt
im komfortablen Bus. Da wird an nichts gespart:
Im Preis sind inklusiv zehn Eier, ein Stück Butter.

So bildet man sich leicht und kommt noch gut in Futter.
Gemütlich kehrt man ein, wo schon der Gastwirt harrt
bei Soße, Blumenkohl und Schweinebauch. „Sehr zart!”
ertönt ringsum das Lob manch dröger Schwiegermutter.

Im Nebenraum sodann erfolgt ein süßer Schreck:
Ist das nicht Gottfried Sülz? Er feiert sein Comeback
just hier, er singt für uns, macht die Gesichter strahlen,

empfiehlt dann, was ihm hilft: Ein Rheumadecken-Set
für dreizehnhundert Mark. Da wird auf seinem Bett
selbst Luther noch erlöst in diesem Set sich aalen.

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Autor: Dirk Schindelbeck
Datum: Freitag, 29. Mai 2009 10:09
Themengebiet: Sag es perVers