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Pater Leppich spricht

© 2008 Dirk Schindelbeck

Der Pater klettert auf den Opel-Blitz und faucht
per Megaphon hinunter in die Menschenmenge:
„Du Oma hier, du Frau, du Glatzkopf im Gedränge -
Du bist doch auch ein Suchender, der Jesus braucht.

Die Herzensträgheit raus! Ihr seid wie Ökonomen,
zutiefst von dumpfer Gier nach Geld und Sex besessen.
In Wahrheit denkt ihr nur ans nächste Mittagessen!
Für Nächstenliebe fehlen euch die Chromosomen!

Ein Sack Kartoffeln für ‘nen armen Hund! Wer gibt?
Gleich gehen Leute rum, die werden sammeln. Wehe,
wer sich davonschleicht. Wenn ich nur einen sehe,

der weniger als eine Mark gibt - Schweinehund,
dir spring ich an die Gurgel. Nur aus diesem Grund,
weil dich der Leppich fast wie Jesus Christus liebt.”

Anmerkung:

zu Pater Leppich vgl. meinen Text “Lautsprecher Gottes” in: Damals. Das Magazin für Kultur und Geschichte, Nr. 10/1998, S. 8-11. Pater Leppich (PDF)

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Autor: Dirk Schindelbeck
Datum: Mittwoch, 3. Juni 2009 16:30
Themengebiet: Deutschlandgedichte